What time of year, you may ask? Why, the 19th is Talk Like a Pirate Day!
What, you don’t get a paid day off that day? Oh, hell, it’s a Sunday! Who cares??
Check out this Pirate Ninja Adventure
And, for more workday fun try: The English-to-Pirate Translator
How about a pirate name? We all need one of those…
My pirate name is:
Bloody Mary Flint
Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it’s the open sea. For others (the masochists), it’s the food. For you, it’s definitely the fighting. Like the rock flint, you’re hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you’re easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!