We have a new person, let’s call her Alana, working site ac. for us. She requested our team contact info, and here’s what Yellow sent to her (names and numbers have been altered, of course):
Dee W. – Office – 773-XXX-XXXX – that’s all you’ll need for he’s afraid of site walks and never leaves the office. In case he does leave his mobile is 773-XXX-XXXX.
Sarah H. – Mobile – 773-XXX-XXXX – that’s all you’ll need for she’s afraid of the office and never comes in from the field.
Kameron Hurley – Office – 773-XXX-XXXX – Careful what you say to Kameron. If she thinks you’re strange you’ll end up as a character in her next book. I’ve been trying to get in for 2 years now – I’m either too strange or grotesquely normal.
I love Yellow.