Some of the Horrible Things that Will Happen if TEH GAYS Get Married!

1) All hetero marriages will be desolved!

2) All heteros will be forced into same-sex pairings!

3) All your children will grow up gay!

4) Everyone will get AIDS!

5) There will be butt-fucking in the streets!

6) Free booze for everyone!

I don’t know about you guys, but I’m voting yes… for the booze!

You know, when Hitler began working toward the creation of a “more perfect society” he got rid of all of us queers and homos and loud-mouths first, too (and the handicapped. Do I count as handicapped now? Oh can, can I, puleeeeeez?!).

Let’s have a big party in the concentration camps!

I’ll bring the booze.

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