Target Pharmacist Fired For Not Doing Job

Imagine being fired for not doing your job!

It only took them five years!

Tomorrow morning, I’m telling my boss I can’t use computer equipment because of my personal aversion to things that use electricty. Let’s see how many years I can keep the paychecks coming.

My favorite part of the article?

Target declined to provide comment Thursday. But Williams emphasized that she was blaming Planned Parenthood — not Target — for her predicament. She cites Planned Parenthood’s heightened national campaign to persuade major pharmacy chains such as Target to agree to fill emergency contraception.

Those fucking baby killers and their “educational” campaigns! The nation shouldn’t be “educated”! Then people who don’t do their jobs might be fired!

Oh, the insanity!

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