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“Do you want to know how to eliminate terrorism? I’ll tell you. In fact, I’ll tell you about something that no one else knows. Something that has never been written about. You will be amazed, but it is true. Listen.” Woman, be a patriot! Marry yourself off for the cause! On the one hand, giving […]

Nobody gets their lame asses in here before 9am on Friday: the HR Manager and the Design Center Director both have every Friday off, and nobody’s fucking been to work this whole week, cause when we’re slow, everybody’s encouraged to take their vacation time, including our ever-punctual receptionist. So I walked in this morning to

heh heh. I am easily amused. (thanks, Jenn!)

And yet, I have so few vices left…

It’s Red vs. Blue, only all apocalyptic and shit.

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1. Have you ever been searched by the cops?Oh, yea, right. I got out of my first speeding ticket because the cop used to work for my parents. Small towns! 2. Do you close your eyes on roller coasters?No. 3. When’s the last time you’ve been sledding?What a poorly constructed sentence. 4. Would you rather

I’m reminded of why I’ve kept this job for so long. Cause for several months during the summer, I get paid to write and play computer games for 8 hours every day. Man.

So, my buddies Ian and Stephanie were in town for the long weekend. They’re living in Dayton where he’s working toward a PhD in material science (we keep trying to call him a physicist, but it’s “Material Science” apparently) and she’s working as a medical receptionist to support the household before heading back to grad

1) Kameron is only six percent water.2) Kameron is the oldest playable musical instrument in the world.3) Michelangelo finished his great statue of Kameron in 1504, after eighteen months work!4) In Eastern Africa you can buy beer brewed from Kameron!5) Kameron is born white; her pink feathers are caused by pigments in her typical diet