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OK, OK, I’ll Say It:

“The great masses of the people … will more easily fall victims to a big lie than to a small one.” – Adolf Hitler, Mein Kampf, Chapter 10 When Jesus said, “Love Your Enemies,” I think he probably meant, “Don’t Kill Them.” -anon “The truth of that matter is, if you listen carefully, Saddam would

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Bet I’ll Be Thinking About This The Next Time Sifu Kat’s Like, "OK, now it’s a jump, squat, front kick, balance, squat!" And I Go: "Oh, Fuck"

From Pound (ignore the stereotyping a moment): Maybe one night sometime in the future I will be in the parking lot of a Miami nightclub minding my own business, when a well-known rap artist and/or producer and/or promoter extraordinaire will step out of the building escorted by several bodyguards at the precise moment a late-model

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Teenagers have Sex? No Way!

Actually, what I found interesting about this study is that they didn’t break up the results based on the gender/sex of the teen. I’m not sure how to read that. More significantly, they didn’t ask about “safe” sex – when teens choose to have sex, how much time do you spend thinking about contraception, what

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For Your Workday Amusement

E-MAIL SHORTHAND THAT CIVIL WAR SOLDIERS WOULD LIKELY HAVE USED IN LETTERS HOME HAD THE TECHNOLOGY BEEN AVAILABLE TO THEM. REJECTION LETTERS FROM XAVIER’S SCHOOL OF EXCEPTIONAL YOUTH: Dear Sarah “Fan Girl” Williams, We regret to inform you that you have not been selected as a member of this year’s class. Being able to recite,

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Boys Pissed Off With Plan B

Idiots. I love Amanda: ___________________________ Excerpt: “As I figured, the ad for Plan B in Tuesday’s Daily Texan would generate at least one outraged letter from a male conservo-virgin. He didn’t go so far as accuse the Texan of trying to screw his chances at marriage, but he does come very, very close.” I expect

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