When I was in the fourth grade, I had a terrible crush on a guy named Aaron. Aaron was the realization of all of my preconceptions about what a good boy should be. He was tall and blond and blue eyed and played basketball and read Stephen King novels. My stomach twisted and my heart […]
“The beer tastes like blood.” There’s so much I could do with that…. It’s nights like these that make me sleep all day It’s nights like these that make you feel so far away It’s nights like these when nothing is for sure It’s nights like these I don’t want you anymore And I’ve only
FOR SERIOUS. Dolls can’t love you, people. But you can, indeed, love them. What I loved about Dradin, in Love of course, is that the protagonist realizes that this is, indeed, exactly the way he wants it. Not everybody actually wants a relationship with people. Not everyone should have a relationship with real people. And
Dolls Can’t Love You. But Then, if Real Folks Can’t Either… Read More »
This is another TMI IUD post. I write about my experiences with the IUD here because it’s been really difficult for me to find fuck-all first-hand information about it, and I figure I’m doing a public service to other women interested in the option, though my results may no longer be typical since the whole
God DAMN I Love it When My Healthcare Provider Doesn’t Suck! Read More »
From the gyno at PP: “Going to the ER as a woman with pelvic pain is like showing up at Planned Parenthood with a heart attack. They might understand there’s a problem, but they’re not really knowledgeable or equipped enough to do anything useful about it.” Ain’t that the truth.
I am just that talented.
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I love that I have to get 200 pages into a novel before I figure out what the fuck the plot is.
Black Desert: Plot Read More »
I was in the breakroom this morning dumping Splenda into my coffee, and one my coworkers said, “Ah, another one who takes a little coffee with their sugar.” “Oh yeah,” I said. “I once went out to coffee with a friend who wanted to try the roast I was using, and when she took a
Splenda Carcinogens! Read More »