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Quote of the Evening

Was clicking through some shows tonight while finishing up my Greek yogurt, and happened upon Dr. 90210, in which a porn star was having her third breast augmentation surgery because the first two had been screwed up. While the doctor pressed and cupped these enormous bubble breasts protruding from her tube-shaped boyish body, he said,

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Because Life is Short

I did 50 minutes of cardio on a *Sunday.* I have two low-cost coffee dates set up for this week (because life is better when we socialize, people). I don’t like to think of this as me dating again. I am merely socializing. We’ll see what happens as a result. I lost 6 lbs, for

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Indeed We Do

I let this little old woman go ahead of me at Trader Joe’s today, because she only had two items, and it seemed silly for this frail little woman to stand there behind me with her pack of tuna curry and soy sauce while I bought my $35 in groceries. She thanked me for allowing

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